The Secret Society Meter! Revised! Improved! Updated!
Yes, thanks to the Miracle of DoD's patented "technology of the sacred" you can join any one of a number of our exciting secret societies, hidden orders, or mystical cabals!
As illustrated above, a dizzying array of esoteric adventures await you! Feel free to create your very own!
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